Schmear & Loathing Trucker Hat

We were somewhere around Austin on the edge of East 6th when the schmear began to take hold.

This trucker hat is for the bold. The seeded. The slightly unhinged.
For those who believe cream cheese should be applied recklessly and without apology.

Breathable mesh back so your head doesn’t melt in Texas heat.
Structured front panel for maximum main-character energy.
Pairs well with carbs and questionable decisions.

Highly recommend wearing while aggressively schmearing. Classic trucker cap style with a cool fabric blend. 

• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
• Structured, five-panel, high profile
• Flat bill
• Snapback closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–60 cm)